Milton is a suburb under boston, and its the least Suburban Suburb i have ever seen in my life. The West Side is almost all black and the East Side is all Irish.

The girls in Milton are fine. They are all slutty and classy but not snobby.

Alot of people think Milton is Rich and snobby but thats only certain areas, and you won't hear of thos kids because they go to private schools cuz they are pussies.

Southie and milton have a great relationship, i dont know why but they do. There's alot of dating and friendship among them.

The Quincy kids don't really like Milton. But everyone hates Quincy anyways so no one really cares. haha
TOP HANGOUTS IN MILTON:
east milton Square
the high school
the crater
Andrews Park
Cunnigham
Tedeshki
the Milton Food Mart
Kelly Field
drink all day
party all night
Fuck every boy in sight

sluts&Assholes from Milton know what a good time is!
by irishmoflow November 10, 2011
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When playing the card game Hearts, the Milton is the player who stops the Power Run. This is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a Power Run for that hand.
Nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden Jeff Walljewed, and took the final heart.

"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.

"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.
by Nad Retard August 24, 2009
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Many definitions, a Milton can be a strap on Penis, a real Penis or anything you can stick into a female.

Many people worship the Milton as a type of God, they believe it brings peace and pleasure to daily lives.

The Milton plays a very important part in the lives of very many Greenwood High School students. We very much worship The Milton.
Yoooo, I told some random person to suck my Milton, & they looked at me like i just proposed to them.
by Giggles305 January 30, 2011
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The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.
Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."
by Mbleh October 13, 2007
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someone who does something "negative stereotypically black"; a derogitory term for anyone; a word usable by caucasians to describe someone without getting beat up by blacks
Also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify
"This milton in the basketball game last night was wanting to fight anyone who fouled him"

Quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person
by tilton June 2, 2007
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The good and handsome guy sitting next to you in class. He cares almost about everyone and he is always protective. The girls love him in secret.
Oh! Milton is really hot
by AnimeLord33 February 11, 2019
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The best person you will ever encounter, but he likes to get straight A:s.
Hello Milton!
by Yey my favourite people! December 3, 2018
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