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1.
Milted is when you get fucking owned by milty and lose all your pride and then try to fight back but then lose even more pride and then eat shit and then try to make fun of how many times I used and in the same sentence and then eat my shit anyway tsunami~~~~~~ ???????
bend over and scream rape you fucking newb~
by Milty™ January 06, 2005
 
2.
1. to be covered in large amounts of noodles, coffee, and shit.

2. to be forcefully taken into a room by a short Jewish man with incredibly potent body odor.
"Dude...why do you smell so bad?"

"Man, I just got milted and I haven't had a chance to shower."
by antoinnesheneequa May 09, 2009