by malima August 13, 2014
A teenage popstar/actress. Best known for her television show "Hannah Montana" on the Disney Channel. She had one of the most successful tours on 2007. Both of her solo albums went to number one. She has faced much controversy over "leaked" internet photos and a scandalous "Vanity Fair" photoshoot.
Miley Cyrus was performing at the awards show last night.
by lmao123 September 22, 2008
Crazy, crack addicted, ugly, whore who thinks she can sing... She is known for staring as Hannah Montanna... Do you know she only got that role because her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus? Yes it is true, she has no talent. Everyone thinks she is bigger then her father but they don't know the truth... Billy Ray is a billion times better then Miley (A.K.A Destiny Hope)... Anyone who likes this crazy, no talent bitch doesn't know a good singer even if they bite that person on the arse... GO TO HELL YOU FREAKS!!! MILEY SHOULD DIE!!!
CrazyFan1: Oh My God! Did you she that poster? It had Miley Cyrus on it...
CrazyFan2: Yes, Yes, Yes!!! I did...
SanePerson (Me): WHY THE HELL DO YOU LIKE THAT CRAZY BITCH?!
CrazyFan1 & 2: Good point... Why do we like her?
CrazyFan2: Yes, Yes, Yes!!! I did...
SanePerson (Me): WHY THE HELL DO YOU LIKE THAT CRAZY BITCH?!
CrazyFan1 & 2: Good point... Why do we like her?
by WhyTheFuckDoYouLikeThatBitch? January 13, 2010
A Disney white trash hick with a voice that can damage your hearing. You may have seen her show "Hannah Montanna" known for her pathetic "acting." You may know her also for being a "Childrens role model" even though about 7 photos of her are leaked each day of her being a slut, for example: Pulling down her training bra, pole dancing, giving out blow jobs, making out with her 23 year old ex who moved in with her even though she is 16. ect.
If you're wondering how such a talentless loser got this far in life, you can thank her daddy for that. Her fame was spoon fed to her by her one hit wonder father Billy ray Cyrus. Many pro Miley fan girls will tell the Miley haters, "Leave her alonnnneeee! youre jus JEALOUS!" (Because who would'nt be Jealous of an ugly trailer trash girl with effed up teeth who lowers her self to a part time prostitute.) Fan girls will also say, "Those picturres arnt sluttyyyyy!!!!111! Shes just being a teen!!!!!11!!! (Because don't all teens put pictures on the net of them giving blowjobs, and showing off their 32-A boobs.)
If you're wondering how such a talentless loser got this far in life, you can thank her daddy for that. Her fame was spoon fed to her by her one hit wonder father Billy ray Cyrus. Many pro Miley fan girls will tell the Miley haters, "Leave her alonnnneeee! youre jus JEALOUS!" (Because who would'nt be Jealous of an ugly trailer trash girl with effed up teeth who lowers her self to a part time prostitute.) Fan girls will also say, "Those picturres arnt sluttyyyyy!!!!111! Shes just being a teen!!!!!11!!! (Because don't all teens put pictures on the net of them giving blowjobs, and showing off their 32-A boobs.)
by Zipitty September 7, 2009
Never figured out why she became famous - can't act and can't sing. Watched 15 minutes of her Hannah Montana and decided to go jack off instead.
She is perhaps the worst role model for any kids I have ever seen, isn't it kind of funny how parents frown upon teens/kids watching porn but lets them watch Hannah Montana. My sister watched a few episodes of it then she started wearing short short skirts like Miley - last time she was allowed to watch it again.
Her acting skills consists of being stupid, loud, and obnoxious to get the attentions of the ill fated 4-10 year old audience that's watching her.
LOVES attention, and she gets it by doing dumb ass things that she know will ensure her time on TV and media like - smoking a bong, going out in public without panties, wearing 5 lbs of make up, short short skirts, take inappropriate pictures doing porn-like activities and justifying it as a mistake and that she is "still young and immature".
I've figured out what Miley Cyrus was born to do - Porn industry. I've watched her show and listened to her music, both sucked and shouldn't be allowed to publish. If she appears in a porn video I would definitely watch it. Its about the only talent she has. She and Lindsay Lohan should make a movie together---
Once she hits 18 year old (and after a few adult parties, drunk driving, cat fights, heroine overdose, kissing a few girls) - BAM! Porn movie.
She is perhaps the worst role model for any kids I have ever seen, isn't it kind of funny how parents frown upon teens/kids watching porn but lets them watch Hannah Montana. My sister watched a few episodes of it then she started wearing short short skirts like Miley - last time she was allowed to watch it again.
Her acting skills consists of being stupid, loud, and obnoxious to get the attentions of the ill fated 4-10 year old audience that's watching her.
LOVES attention, and she gets it by doing dumb ass things that she know will ensure her time on TV and media like - smoking a bong, going out in public without panties, wearing 5 lbs of make up, short short skirts, take inappropriate pictures doing porn-like activities and justifying it as a mistake and that she is "still young and immature".
I've figured out what Miley Cyrus was born to do - Porn industry. I've watched her show and listened to her music, both sucked and shouldn't be allowed to publish. If she appears in a porn video I would definitely watch it. Its about the only talent she has. She and Lindsay Lohan should make a movie together---
Once she hits 18 year old (and after a few adult parties, drunk driving, cat fights, heroine overdose, kissing a few girls) - BAM! Porn movie.
Wearing short short skirt dancing poll dancing...
Parents of watching 5 year olds: WHY ARE YOU POLL DANCING YOU KNOW THERE IS KIDS WATCHING YOU - YOUR A BAD EXAMPLE ( gets publicized and all over the media)
Miley Cyrus lame attempt at defending herself: "HEY, I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS SUPPOSEDLY "BAD" - BUT HEY, I'M ONLY A KID, I'M STILL VERY IMMATURE, AND HAS LOTS TO LEARN!!!!!"
Yeah, nice excuse. It's getting old though, better come up with a new one.
See Lindsay Lohan
Parents of watching 5 year olds: WHY ARE YOU POLL DANCING YOU KNOW THERE IS KIDS WATCHING YOU - YOUR A BAD EXAMPLE ( gets publicized and all over the media)
Miley Cyrus lame attempt at defending herself: "HEY, I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS SUPPOSEDLY "BAD" - BUT HEY, I'M ONLY A KID, I'M STILL VERY IMMATURE, AND HAS LOTS TO LEARN!!!!!"
Yeah, nice excuse. It's getting old though, better come up with a new one.
See Lindsay Lohan
by MatureLilBoy February 13, 2011
1. Disney's attempt to continuous let your children to be subliminally trained to become a dumb whore.
2. A cunt who has zero unique musical talent. I'm not even sure if she actually has any talent beyond anything on an elementary level. She's just has a cute girly voice, a sexualized face that I'd love to pool shoot with my cock, and a little body that makes hormones rage.
2. A cunt who has zero unique musical talent. I'm not even sure if she actually has any talent beyond anything on an elementary level. She's just has a cute girly voice, a sexualized face that I'd love to pool shoot with my cock, and a little body that makes hormones rage.
The climb is a shitty song by miley cyrus, featuring a rip off of the old philosophy to keep trying, terrible vocals, constant indirect metaphorical lyricism - blah blah blah, and not one good musical sound.
The song has been used as leverage to give her legit ground, and seeing 90% of the people suck at life they just can't see how the so called talented, who are actually nothing more than slutty singers, are turning little daughters into nothing more than fucking confused about sex/life tools.
You are a bad parent if you think Miley Cyrus, is okay or worst yet better than okay.
Learn to swim.
The song has been used as leverage to give her legit ground, and seeing 90% of the people suck at life they just can't see how the so called talented, who are actually nothing more than slutty singers, are turning little daughters into nothing more than fucking confused about sex/life tools.
You are a bad parent if you think Miley Cyrus, is okay or worst yet better than okay.
Learn to swim.
by fb111 January 27, 2010
A slutty whore who thinks she knows everything but in fact, if her hair was to ben dyed blonde everyone would think that is her natural hair color. She obvisoly wants to be the next Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lohan/Brittney Spears (but without the come back) Half of the population loves her and the actually sane people hate her and wants to drive over to her house just to run over her. Her 20 something ex-boyfriend use to live with her and is basically the biggest bitch on the planet.
Amy: Miley Cyrus is so awsome I love her!!!
Sammantha: What the hell! are you stupid you whore! Only the stupidest bitches in the world think she is awsome. She is a SLUT!!!
Amy: whoa chill.
Sammantha: What the hell! are you stupid you whore! Only the stupidest bitches in the world think she is awsome. She is a SLUT!!!
Amy: whoa chill.
by Mileyhatter March 31, 2010