Mikemayhem 

A pig boi who was put on this earth with one sole purpose.. to service my cunt

Whenever my pussy’s thirst trap craves quenchin..Mikemayhem is the only fuel in the universe that can light my fire and put it out with his bare cock..me likey so much

Mikemayhem by Roobeer April 26, 2022

mikemadnesstv 

an asian boy on youtube that is an atheist, very judgemental and opinionated, and many people think he is gay. he also makes music videos.

jenny: hey, did you see mikemadnesstv's new video?!
bob: i KNOW! it's so terribly edited and awkward!

mikemadnesstv by Benny Lingo April 4, 2010

Mikeage 

Having a receding hairline.

That guy has quite a lot of Mikeage

Mikeage by anonymous September 27, 2021