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a guy with dark hair that likes to steal chap-stick and use it for his lips.
by broseph20 June 14, 2010
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A person generally known for his ability to fistfuck chimpanzees. Mike's seem to enjoy hanging out in dark alleys, with no pants on, while slapjacking to the beat of any song by Pantera.

Commonly known as the coolest person you will ever meat (and yes, it's spelled like that intentionally), Mike's have an insatiable appetite for eating babies.

One of Mike's favorite past times is hiding in bushes and throwing his own feces at passersby. While this sounds dirty, I assure you that Mike's are generally not a dirty creature. This has been documented by Mike's enthusiasm for his perfectly shorn nutsack... which will sometimes be presented as a "grapefruit" for those that are lucky enough to see it.
Hi, my name is Mike.
by allupinyabuttfoshowitdelscorho February 05, 2010
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Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
Oh Look...It's another Mike.
by Dad..... January 09, 2008
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noun.
A pansy ass bitch.

adjective.
The state of being a pansy ass bitch.

verb.
1. Doing something pansy like a bitch.

2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.
Yo, don't be like Mike.

Yo, his ass just pulled a Mike.

Mike, you're a pansy ass bitch!
by Blingman I be shinin' February 05, 2010
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To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
by purplepangolin May 17, 2007
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One who sit's inside all day and scopes young children from their window of choice. Usually uses binoculars, at times a telescope if necessary. A total douchebag that usually has an inverted penis. He is also predestined for lifelong virginity. A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house. YOUNG MARINE!!!! A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Mike is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Mike will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Mike's obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. and acts like a dip shit dinosaur
Mike: Shut up, i'm stalking this hot chick.
Nick: She's 6 years old.
by Johnnylllllllllllllllllll July 24, 2010
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the name for a boy who enjoys killing diabetic babies
"HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! THE MIKE IS NEARING!!"
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