A crazy mexican version of miffy. More crazy then the normal miffy. Gets fucked up on tequila shots and abuses partners. Smashes tacos and yurns for cum sauce
A young man that prefers to have sex with MILFs (who are usually older) over young women his own age.
"Man, look at that milf over there! I'd hit that in a second", said Brian.
"Dude, you always say shit like that, what are you, a milfomaniac?", replied Steve.
The miffon is a mythicalcreation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.
It was so coldyesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.