Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME
Guy: shit you're a champ
Guy: shit you're a champ
by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020
The act of shutting off the lights in a bathroom while someone is in the act of shitting in a stall. Usually performed at public restrooms. The poor person will have trouble wiping him/herself.
by Brett Rauchwerger January 7, 2008
The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
by joffway February 23, 2023