Midgey 

A gnat or a small mosquito-like flying insect (but not an actual mosquito, just looks like one)

Close the window or you'll let the midgeys in!

Midgey by belleairandriu July 5, 2015

Midgey 

A derogatory term used to refer to a midget. Often used in a sexual manner, implying a desire to expose one’s genitalia.

Come here, midgey you wanna see my cock?

Midgey by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Midgey 

Touching one's genitals in a photograph, implying a wanking gesture.

His team photo was a cracker, he was doing a Midgey.

Midgey by Banned 101 Saint August 6, 2012

Midgey 

a midget
just a weirder name
kinda like a nickname for a shot person

Hey midgey check this out man. Oh wait i forgot you can't see over the fence. Sorry.

Midgey by aznboarder120151 July 6, 2008

Midgey 

Noun - A breed of Chihuahua that only like one person and pisses in the shape of a C. Midgeys can be found in the homes of great men.

"Can I pick up your Midgey?"

"No, you smell and Midgey don't like you. "

Midgey by Scrappins October 25, 2017

Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

Midgey Mullet by Rob L. July 25, 2004

midgey midge 

Definition of 'midgey':
a midget

just a weirder name

Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual

Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.

Usually lives in the south of England.

Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.

Can often have terrible body odour.

The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.

On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"

midgey midge by Cessticles December 15, 2009