Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual
Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.
Usually lives in the south of England.
Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.
Can often have terrible body odour.
The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"