Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(

Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie

by madness.kys March 18, 2019

Micropenis

When a male, shemale, or transgender's penis can be measured with a zero-to-one inch micrometer.

Rumor has it that Shinqua has a huge clitoris, but last night I found out she actually has a micropenis.

by LowKeyNatureGuy July 6, 2022

Micropenis

I penis that you need a microscope to see

Sir you have a case of micropenis

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

micropenis

small pp that can it in my computer

Hey dad, do I have a micropenis?

by YO man john April 25, 2019

Micropenis

A transgender man’s hormone-enlarged clit before gender reassignment surgery.

“Damn man I was on the hub yesterday and I saw a video of some bitch playing with his micropenis while he got railed .”
“What was the tag?? That’s really hot, I love boy cunt.”

by Puppyboy69 March 10, 2022

Micropenis

When you go onto a discored chat and two guys are sending song lyrics.

will: *sends song lyric*

eliza: will, you have such a micropenis

by ehlizea February 13, 2019