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1.
The best seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the coolest girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her awesomeness. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the chosen few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Why yes, I AM a Michlalah girl!"
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's amazing...I need her to marry my son!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)
by MichlalahGirl#1 March 22, 2009

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2.
The most inferior seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the most inferior girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her inferiority. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the poor few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Please don't hurt me because I'm a Michlalah girl!"

Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!

Yenta #2: You're right, she's inferior...I need to keep her away from my son!

Yenta #1: Well don't worry---he's staying away on his own!

(running from Michlalah Girl)
by MeohrGirlz August 19, 2009
 
3.
The fattest seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the fattest girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be crushed by her enormity. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the chosen fatties. You have permission to walk around saying, "Why yes, I AM a fat Michlalah girl!"
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's enormous...I need her to marry my elephant!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)
by BJJchick March 25, 2009