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a) Inferior college.
b) For those who did not get into the University of Michigan. c) for students with SAT scores of 400. Jeff was foeced to attend Michigan State because he was not smart enough to be accepted to The University of Michigan.
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Located in idyllic East Lansing Michigan, Michigan State University (MSU) is the State of Michigan's largest academic institution with a single campus enrollment of 45,000 students - making it the fifth largest single campus university in America. In terms of total acreage MSU the second largest of America's universities at 5,200 acres.
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Academics: Michigan State has over 150 undergraduate degrees in which to choose from. Many of which are ranked in the top 25 nationally and some ranked #1. The mean grade point averages for an incoming freshman is 3.55, with an ACT score of 25. Campus: Michigan State is always located on a list of America's most beautiful campuses. With the peaceful Red Cedar River flowing directly through the heart of campus along with numerous gardens and fountains one is never far away from natural beauty. MSU is home to the largest dormatory population in the nation, however some students choose to live in lively downtown East Lansing. Sports: Michigan State is NCAA Division 1A, belonging to the Big Ten conference. Michigan State is one of only a few schools to win national titles in basketball and football, and the ONLY school to win a national title in all three "money sports" (football, basketball, hockey). Colors are Green (forest green) and White. Rivals include: 1) University of Michigan, 2) Notre Dame, 3) Ohio State / Penn State. Mascot is the Spartan. Logo is a green block S against a white background. Misc facts: -There are mor... |
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The greatest college ever created. Magic Johnson, Jason Richardson, and Biggie Munn attended this great college. Michigan State is better than Michigan, as Ann Arbor is an outhouse.
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the greatest college ever cant wait to go to. the hottest guys go there and their just plain awsome i love michigan state
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The school that traditionally beats the University of Michigan in every sport. Also known as Final Four U. Michigan State IS the university of Michigan
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The school that every person from michigan goes to if they didn't make it into the university of michigan. Every person from michigan applies to both schools, the difference is Michigan State students students receive rejection letters.
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1) East Lansing Diploma Factory (or the good ol' ELDF for short, or just plain 'El Doof!') 2) Rust Belt Tech (Rust Belt as in 'dilapidated, plain, bland, flat, kicked-in, empty, also-rannish, has-been, the great fly-over, bankrupt, bourgoise, cheeseball, un-hip, inauthentic, wannabe, sycophantic, pedestrian, top 40, et al.) 3) High School For Those Who Missed It The First Time (... and Second...and Third...and Fourth...and Fifth...et al.) - yes, like ALL large state universities, it feels that suburban, that cookie-cutter, just like...well...high school. Yahoo! Just think Muffy, I can be a jock or cheerleader all over again and it will be like I haven't left Mommy and Daddy's house! Perpetual boy or girlhood! 4) The Big Block "S" - "S" which REALLY stands for "Safety" -as in "Safety School"; y'know, f'r instance, your 119th choice on your list of top 20 schools (ranked just after the Wayne County Lock-Up and just before lawn-cutting service training). 5) Infa... |
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A good university in East Lansing Michigan with lots of chicks (nice). But the pricks aren't so nice and they out-number the chicks 10 to 1. They are the most unbearable fans in college sports. Many of them are wanna be drunks who puke it up after smoking a joint. Oh and you may own UM in Basketball, but the football counts the most! That's 4 in a row lost to Michigan now! Parody of the Michigan State fight song;
Puke your beer up, beat your girl. Set you couch on fire! Smoke a joint, and tip cop cars. It's time to riot in East Lansing! Choke on tear gas, go to jail. You're gonna loose it's true. Fight Fight Rah Team Fight, victory for Maze and Blue! |
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