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Michalina 

Michalina is a beautiful woman. She is shy a little but when she knows you will want to her best friend or her boyfriend. Michalina is also a rare girl and name. Michalina is very funny and energetic. She loves sports. But what we all like about her is she doesnt put up with shit if you hurt somone she loves you won't know what hit you!. But she is very sweet and caring and will be yours forever. She loves boys with charming smile's and boys with galines and are of course cute if she picks you to be with her don't be stupid she will stand by your side and be there for you!.
1.boy Omg its Michalina should I ask her to the dance? 2.boy No way im asking her!
Michalina by Meme forever December 1, 2017
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Michalina 

The bestest friend anyone could ever have, who you can tell anything to and have the best laughs with.
Michalina is a brilliant friend.
Michalina by Kaylaa' August 18, 2010

microLenat 

The unit of bogosity. Abbreviated mL in ASCII. Consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use. The microLenat, originally invented by David Jefferson, was promulgated as a ribbing of the famous computer scientist Doug Lenat by a tenured graduate student at CMU. Lenat had failed the student on an important exam because the student gave only "AI is bogus" as his answer to the questions.
While watching a demonstration of the Cyc expert system, my bogometer redlined and then exploded. In its place was a hole in the space-time continuum caused by an epic excess of bogosity, which is believed to have measured 1,000,000 microLenats.

Michaelina 

The kindest, most gentle-hearted human being. She has red hair and a smile that captures even the most gloomiest of rooms. The personality of Michaelina is loud, unique, and interesting. Most people would give anything to be a woman this beautiful.
-"Hey, did you just see something perfect walk by?"

-"I think. Who or what was it??"

-"It was Michaelina."
Michaelina by creative.mind December 4, 2010
michela is a beautiful exotic girl with light brown eyes and dark hair, everyone loves michela for her intellect, sympathy and kindness. Any man would be lucky to have such a gorgeous girl like michela!
michela is such a nice person
wow that guy is so lucky he’s with michela
michela by _.y._ September 29, 2018

Michelangelo 

A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.
Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!
Michela is generally a usually Italian girl, with caramel eyes and dark blond hair, dwarf like few others. Usually she always shows herself as an always positive girl, who makes her good life, having a good time ... but in many moments when she is alone, she feels depressed and melancholy, even without a valid reason. A Michela is very touchy and does not have much patience, so be careful not to make her angry, because otherwise she will literally explode and trust that it is not a good show. You better not mess with a Michela, because when someone bothers her or above all from annoying her friends, she goes crazy, she becomes a beast and is capable of literally doing anything.She really becomes the badass bitch ever if she want to. Apart from that you can completely trust a michela because with her you can always feel at ease, accepted, and happy. Everyone should have a Michela in their life, it can be really useful, (apart from the fact that it will make you TOO MANY figures of sh*t). In addition, a Michela is always looking for knowledge and relationships, so if you want to know a michela, take and write them immediately because she doesn't wait for anything else. A Michela also has style when she commits herself, and if she wants, she will ALWAYS reach her goals.
x:goodness, that boredom, I open instagram, but bro, who is she?
y:she is Michela, a friend, cute isn't she?
x:she's beautiful, maybe I should write it
y:obviously
x:but I don't know ... I'm a little ashamed
y:come on, she won't do anything interesting knowing her, and then she likes to get acquainted, and then you, tall, curly hair, handsome and intelligent, look like her type.
x:ok, you convinced me!