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Michelangelo 

A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.
Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!
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Michelangelo 

Michelangelo's a par-tee dude!
Michelangelo by Davey Crockey April 21, 2003

Michelangelo 

Michelangelo (originally Michaelangelo), nickname Mike or Mikey, is a fictional character and one of the four main characters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all related media.
First appearance
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #1 (May 1984) Michelangelo
Michelangelo by Batman397 January 24, 2019

michelangelo 

italian: the name michelangelo means close to god ,saintly , or gods messenger or warrior, also the coolest ninja turtle , he is also very nice good hearted and strong willed altough he can be annoying he is good to his freinds and girl
michelangelo comes from the bible ask ,old italian people

Michelangelo 

If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangeloas the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."
It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo can help me in that department.
Michelangelo by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

Michelangelo 

A noble animal, this horse accompanies the Viscount when he is in cities.
Look! There rides the Viscount, astride Michelangelo. Huzzah!
Michelangelo by chasethedoor November 2, 2011

Michelangelo 

The Ninja Turte that wore the orange face covering and had the numchuks or nunchakas as a weapon, depending on which martial art he was mastering.
1) Michelangelo was a martial artist that painted his enemies red.

2) The Asian bartender was training to be the next Michelangelo, which would be an honor even to Bruce Lee.
Michelangelo by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021