MichaelWave
MichaelWave by Cerebrex June 5, 2019
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michaelwanker
A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.
Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.
Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.
Me: Wow, that was quick.
Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.
Me: Wow, that was quick.
michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009
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Michaelisam
The belief that all Michaels are the best and can fuck god themselves just by sleeping when said "sleep is for the week"means mother never raised a bitch also "fuck yo life bing bong" means fuck Bitches and eat some ass
Yo you got the Michaelisam book man that shit goes hard man
Other man:hell ya page 69 when he says "sleep is for the weak" hit me different man
The other guy:ya page 420 was my favorite when he said "and michael says"fuck ya life bing bong" just hits me close man
Other man:hell ya page 69 when he says "sleep is for the weak" hit me different man
The other guy:ya page 420 was my favorite when he said "and michael says"fuck ya life bing bong" just hits me close man
Michaelisam by The holy michael December 13, 2021
MichaelTheMicrowave
Guy1: Hey dude did you see the latest “MichaelTheMicrowave” Short?
Guy2:Yeah bro! STONEMAN was so funny!!!!
Guy2:Yeah bro! STONEMAN was so funny!!!!
MichaelTheMicrowave by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024
MichaelChan
Some guy who speedruns and plays the game Appel, and cheated to be the top player, even after getting exposed he still regects it.
MichaelChan by not an orangefruit :3 August 31, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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