MichaelWave 

Makes food with heed. throe Roman numerals in the michaelwave, assume assist done bone apple teeth

jsut Michaelwaved some roman numerals Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay

MichaelWave by Cerebrex June 5, 2019

michaelwanker 

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.

Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.

michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009

Michaelisam 

The belief that all Michaels are the best and can fuck god themselves just by sleeping when said "sleep is for the week"means mother never raised a bitch also "fuck yo life bing bong" means fuck Bitches and eat some ass

Yo you got the Michaelisam book man that shit goes hard man

Other man:hell ya page 69 when he says "sleep is for the weak" hit me different man

The other guy:ya page 420 was my favorite when he said "and michael says"fuck ya life bing bong" just hits me close man

Michaelisam by The holy michael December 13, 2021

MichaelTheMicrowave 

A YouTuber who made over 1000 shorts about a talking moai named STONEMAN

Guy1: Hey dude did you see the latest “MichaelTheMicrowave” Short?
Guy2:Yeah bro! STONEMAN was so funny!!!!

MichaelTheMicrowave by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024

MichaelChan 

Some guy who speedruns and plays the game Appel, and cheated to be the top player, even after getting exposed he still regects it.

MichaelChan wont admit he cheated!

MichaelChan by not an orangefruit :3 August 31, 2025