Rhyming slang to be used when someone from your party has left unexpectedly, especially during a drinking session.
"Where's the other lad gone?!"
"Think he's after Michael Bolton."
No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....
"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"
Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!
1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space
Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?
THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON
An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
Michael bolton was amazing in office space
An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.
also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile