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1.
Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?

Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
by Dok April 16, 2005
 
2.
A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
I sat the the whole show before i realized that he was a no talent ass clown.
by A October 21, 2003
 
3.
Matt Haughey
That no-talent ass clown's website has been nominated for best stupid annoying place to post stupid annoying things of the year again!
by quonsar May 05, 2003
 
4.
someone, usually famous, who has no right to be where they are.

someone who is glorified for no reason whatsoever

someone who is famous for being famous

a useless figurehead
george w. bush, paris hilton (note: i would still eat her ass for weeks), the toronto maple leafs, brad pitt, any cast member of "friends", shania twain, steven a. smith, steven segal (yes, i went there!), carrot top, jeff foxworthy and anyone who drives, works for, or is a fan of nascar---go fuck your sister

ryan" that charlie sheen is a no talent ass clown!"
by Whit Diesel April 08, 2006
 
5.
J-Lo
God damn that j-lo, shes such a damn no talent assclown
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
 
6.
Bandit... Also see Mhedmonds
by Anonymous February 26, 2003
 
7.
MARK
Anyone named Mark whose last name begins with ANY letter of the alphabet...Especially "W"! Mark W. sounds like a No Talent Assclown.
by 2Charmin August 07, 2008