Apparently Michael Bolton is a major cinephile according to Andy of The lonely island
This whole town’s a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked!
Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
//Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island Ft. Michael Bolton
2. Michael Bolton
A Cinephile is never ceases to talk about how fantastic (or not) the most recent film they saw was, and how what's happening to them right now is just like the scene from a specific movie you've probably never seen, but they insist is a classic.
They also quote movie quotes and do character impressions ALOT.
Michael Bolton: This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow! A pirate so brave, on the seven seas!
Student: I can't beleive how much homework I have to do, this is crazy!
Cinephile: Crazy? No. THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Student: Shut the fuck up.
Wife: It's 4 in the morning! Where were you all night!? And why do you smell like lube and cheap cologne?! I want the truth!
Cinephile Husband: You can't handle the truth!
Wife: I want a divorce.