Meyered 

Doing one thing, get sidetracked by two other things, then spending some time in the bosses office, never finishing the original item.

Damn I can't get anything done, I got Meyered. Why do my knees and butt hurt?

Meyered by Meyer Lover July 17, 2010

meyered 

to be left behind; especially when a parent forgets or looses a child in the public sphere.

A variation on mired, but specific to people. Word was first used after a child named Meyer was left behind by parents in Sag Harbor, NY in 2015 and was taken in by good samaritans also with the name Meyer until his parents returned.

That kid got meyered in Sag Harbor today.

Walk faster you don't want to get meyered!

meyered by icemomma June 19, 2021

Meyered 

The act of getting dissed my a girl/boy when attempting to make a move on her/him.

{Word Originated from Jeremy Meyers (Meyered)}

Lindsay Meyered Jose when he attempted to make a move on her.

Meyered by iSmalls January 15, 2009

Meyered 

Being set upon by rabid Twilight fans, gushing about how incredible the books and/or movie are. The term comes from the author's name, Stephanie Meyer.

"I just spent 20 minutes in a chatroom listening to 14 year olds role-play kissing Edward Cullen. It was beyond creepy."

"Yikes, you've been totally Meyered."

Meyered by Ralf Maximus August 29, 2009

Meyered 

The feeling experienced after being at the receiving end of an exceptionally well-executed prank.

- "Dude did you just finish reading Breaking Dawn?"
- "Yes. I feel totally meyered"

Meyered by Elytorett January 20, 2009

Urban Meyered

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.

Did you see the video of when Urban Meyer "Urban Meyered" that stranger at his steakhouse?

Urban Meyered by hollow_log October 5, 2021

mayered 

When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.

Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.

mayered by Kevin Mayer May 25, 2006