The exact amount of something it takes to choke a sperm whale. This is of course a poor measurement, as a sperm whale is enough to choke a sperm whale.
by maccers247 November 15, 2010
One metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted.
by Max Reasons August 28, 2004
An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.
by Voideater October 5, 2011
by sean. November 9, 2007
Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.
by YaBoiBreezy April 27, 2020
One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.
Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds
by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 18, 2022