Methodoner is a religious movement practiced by former and current drug addicts during groups and other therapy sessions. It is evidenced by regular nodding during normal day light hours and a seemingly inability to stay awake for any prolonged period of time.
by bobbybobsterbobletta May 17, 2011
A synthetic narcotic drug similar to morphine but less habit-forming; used in treating heroin addiction
by huzzah October 18, 2003
Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?
Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy
Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy
by mac February 27, 2005
by cjistan7117 January 24, 2011
A turd so big it cannot be flushed. Often the size of a meatloaf, it can be attributed to the use or abuse of opiates.
by twidgetfitch July 13, 2008
1. A skanky white female between ages 18-30 from an upper middle class to wealthy monetary background that would be classified as a full blown pill popper and uses methadone in addition to other intoxicants.
2. A drug addicted white female with wasted potential, no repentance or redemption from said affliction with natural looks fading faster than the fair presidential pursuits of esteemed statesmen.
2. A drug addicted white female with wasted potential, no repentance or redemption from said affliction with natural looks fading faster than the fair presidential pursuits of esteemed statesmen.
It is fraudulent to employ a Methadone Barbie in an administrative capacity in a long term care facility.
by Exhibition Stadium January 10, 2012
Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.
by Diego December 12, 2003