Meterosexual Hipster 

A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"What is that gay man dress like that?"
"Why that is a meterosexual hipster!"

Meterosexual Hipster by APokedex October 22, 2011

Metrosexual Hipster 

Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"Ian Hecox is gay because he is a metrosexual hipster"

Metrosexual Hipster by NationalPokedex December 25, 2012

Metrosexual Hipster 

A hipster who spends a lot of money for his clothes.

look at that metrosexual hipster, he has some gay clothes.

Metrosexual Hipster by KassemGsLongAssNose November 25, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012