Metaversalism is a philosophical system that claims to have rationally proven that all possible gods and universes exist, and to have derived many interesting theological and spiritual conclusions from this answering the classic "big questions" about these subjects. Metaversalism's central concept is that of the "Metaverse," using a less common sense of Metaverse, referring to the panoply of all mathematically precise and consistently describable objects and structures. Metaversalism is most often seen promoted by the Church of Metaversalism founded by Thanos Endrizzi using various social networks.
Person A: "I think Bob must believe in Metaversalism."
Person B: "Why do you say that?"
Person A: "He says that his is the only rational religion."
Person B: "Why do you say that?"
Person A: "He says that his is the only rational religion."
by drthanos2 February 3, 2010
The Matrix, but lamer and with NFTs for some reason. Product of Mark Zuckerberg's endless quest to make all of our lives worse
The metaverse is a load of crap, Zuckerberg is even dumber than he looks if he thinks I'm spending money on his lame VR headsets
by Eat cheetos, don't elect them December 14, 2021
Zuck: I hope you enjoy your stay in the Metaverse!
The majority: We will not be going to the Metaverse.
Zuck: :(
The majority: We will not be going to the Metaverse.
Zuck: :(
by TRE_ February 7, 2022
by Anonymous Granny November 5, 2021
Mark Zuckerberg: “It’s not rape, you consented to this point when you signed the latest Facebook terms and conditions.”
Me: “Well I guess you’re right, proceed. At least it’s pain free in the metaverse, right? …right?”
Me: “Well I guess you’re right, proceed. At least it’s pain free in the metaverse, right? …right?”
by Don_Paul August 18, 2022
One particular term often used to characterize any hypothetical future form of the Internet. Coined by Neal Stephenson in the book "Snow Crash".
See also: wordWired/word, wordMatrix/word.
See also: wordWired/word, wordMatrix/word.
You can give us all the metaverse-advancing technology in the world, and we'll still use it for pornography.
by Black Monkey Mage August 18, 2003
In the philosophical system of Metaversalism, the Metaverse (sometimes also called the Omniverse) refers to the abstract realm consisting of all mathematically precise, consistently describable objects/structures/theories.
Person A: "Did you know, from your own subjective point of view, your consciousness can never cease to exist."
Person B: "Why is that?"
Person A: "Because no matter what happens to you, there will always be some possible world in the Metaverse in which you continue existing. If you no longer exist here, then you will only find yourself there, in those universes."
Person B: "Why is that?"
Person A: "Because no matter what happens to you, there will always be some possible world in the Metaverse in which you continue existing. If you no longer exist here, then you will only find yourself there, in those universes."
by drthanos2 February 3, 2010