Metal Blender 

When a band try mixing genres and it's too much, just making unrecognizable noise.

G: have you heard OL's new album?
S: Yeah, i couldn't figure out if i like it or not, sounded like a metal blender.

Metal Blender by SKdCat July 9, 2010

metalbender 

A metal bender is a repairman that neither has the skills to fix your household problem nor the selfawareness to admit he doesn't know.
He often lacks hygiene and basic sense of spatial awareness. Too many fart jokes and not knowing when to move out of your way are common problems when dealing with a metal bender.

Tom: "The toilet is broke!"
Kristin: "Ok, I'll call the metalbender"
<later that day>
Tom: "The metalbender left. He didn't fix our toilet, but somehow managed to spray coffee on our walls. Also there's mud footprints all over the house.

metalbender by faevmija October 5, 2017

Metalbender 

A extreme biker who thinks hes the shit cuz he can grind a 4' min ramp and fuck up the shit for the rest of us...

That fuckin metalbender got the cops called on us again.

Metalbender by Deadbaby March 29, 2005