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Metacarpus
Metacarpus is the scientific word for your hand. Your metacarpus is a very good part of your body and is what you use to write idk why I said that. Can also be an insult.
Person 1: Oh dear, it appears my metacarpus is in pain.
Person 2: Oh no! Need ice?
Or
Person 1: You are a loser.
Person 2: You literally are built like the word metacarpus you are not one to talk.
Person 2: Oh no! Need ice?
Or
Person 1: You are a loser.
Person 2: You literally are built like the word metacarpus you are not one to talk.
Metacarpus by SliplongariousSlmander May 17, 2023
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Metacarpal Scrub
Man, I've been struggling to get any lately. Or, if I find someone willing their feet are nasty. So, I've been getting by on metacarpal scrubs for the last month.
Metacarpal Scrub by ImFCKD December 22, 2017
metacrastinate
Spending time on activities closely related to what you should be doing, and possibly beneficial to that task, but not actually doing what you should be, and certainly not making any progress..
metacrastinate by MiaLuang February 26, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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