Messtarter 

a person who starts to do heaps of work, but cannot focus on one thing and even never brings them to an end.

A: Hey, What are you doing now?
B: I am working on a new project.
A: Didn't you tell me you had to write a couple of papers?
B: Yeah, it is being finalized. Don't worry.

A: What about your part-time job? Are you still working in that restaurant?
B: Gash ... I totally forgot it !!! I'm late !! I gotta go !! See you later !!!
A: (She is ... just ... Messtarter ... ... hmm)

Messtarter by luvmesweet September 15, 2009

messterner 

mɛstəɹnəɹ
1. Noun. Adjective. Hybrid word describing a person of western origin who has travelled in an eastern direction in search of fun, frolics and adventure but who indulge in significant volumes of mind altering substances (e.g. Alcohol) which results in a mess. Often preceded in a sentence by the word 'fat'.

Those fat messterners are awfully tipsy!!

messterner by Blong's Friend November 2, 2011

Messtastrophe 

A mess of catastrophic proportions. Typically takes two or more to clean up. Could be a biohazard or worse.

Hoarders basement that recently flooded.
Women's public bathroom at gas stations.
Poo-filled toy box of toddler who is afraid of the toilet.

"Wow, the women's room is a real Messtastrophe! There's even crap on the ceiling! You can't pay me enough to clean that up..."

Messtastrophe by TheDriver September 7, 2013