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The Messier 

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.
Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.
The Messier by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

ethan mesler 

-first man to be able to OD on marijuana

-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right

-lives for attention

-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco
ethan mesler is a failure
ethan mesler by cole395 June 9, 2019
He's the god of Earth, has a beautiful smile, is so sexy everyone wants him but frl look at that mother fucker he's so handsome and cute asf I want him in my bed.
Look! It's messier, lets fuck him hes so sexy
Messier by incognitoos November 22, 2021

Mark Messier 

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
Mark Messier by NYR forever July 20, 2008

Gilles Messier 

A very intellegent 15 year old, who can sometimes have a rather bland sense of humor.
"Naomi, if you stuck that fake knife down your shirt..It'd be called a booby trap"

Anti-Meslierism

Anti-Meslierism or Antimeslierism is the aversion to Meslierism and Jean Meslier, Anti-Meslierism believes that atheist fundamentalism and atheist fanaticism are bad as religious fundamentalism and religious fanaticism, where Meslierism is a form of atheis fundamentalism / fanaticism. Anti-Meslierism is characterized by defending that even if the last king and the last priest disappear, man will still not be free and that not every king nor every priest is as Meslier described them and even though monarchism and religion-spirituality are part of humanity and they cannot thus be abolished and another will always appear to be king or priest in this case. Anti-Meslierism is also characterized by supporting pacifism and the peaceful promotion of extraphysicalism, extramaterialism and extranaturalism until them become hegemonic and manage to balance physicalism, materialism and naturalism with them. Anti-Meslierism also supports the use or monarchism and religion-spirituality to turn humanity into a species of highly evolved beings and reach a high level of being.
Anti-Meslierism has started to become a thing after 300 years after Meslier, but it's never too late to start to changing the world for better and turn humanity into highly evolved beings.