Merve

The opposite of a queef aka a cock fart

As my girl was sucking me off she asked what that odd smell was and I told her it was just a merve

by Ean is a tard September 7, 2020

MERV

Short for Mini E-Revo VXL, the Traxxas' 1/16 version of the 1/10 E-Revo. The MERV comes stock with 4WD, a brushless motor and a 2.4ghz radio system. It is stupid fast on 3S Li-Po. The MERV can hold its own against most nitro RC cars.

My MERV totally smoked that Savage Flux at half throttle on 3S Li-Po.

by Fat & Furious March 3, 2014

Merv

A "Merv" is an urban colloquialism used to describe a person who is viewed as "corny" or not cool.

"Hey John, look at this Merv with the polka-dots on. What is he doing?"

"Why didnt you go talk to that girl? You're such a merv."

by John Q. Publik April 23, 2009

merving

When one insults an entire group of fans who are annoyingly demanding MOAR of their favourites.

Made infamous by Merveille Lukeba, actor who plays Thomas on Skins, when he stated on Twitter, "Probably gonna be hated for sayin this but Naomily fans really annoy me. Every week "NOT ENOUGH NAOMILY". Its Skins, not The Adventures Of.."

"Probably gonna be hated for sayin this but Joe Jonas fans really annoy me. Every week "NOT ENOUGH JOE". Its Jonas BROTHERS, not The Adventures Of.."

Oh my, Nick Jonas fans are merving again.

by BabyDykePS February 4, 2010

MERVS

A cool motherfucker with miles of swagger. Someone you don't mess with but at the same time want to be. Someone you will never be. Don't even try.

Don't mess with Mervs man, he'll fuck your universe up.

by twolesslonelypeopleintheworld June 5, 2015

merv

Someone who is doing something they are not supposed to be doing. A sneaky, shady, and/or sinful person. The word developed in Harlem, NY as a replacement swear word to use around kids.

"Quit bein' a merv and get off the block to lead a decent life."
"Uncle Joe was mervin' out the other day. I caught him s-t-r-i-p-p-i-n-g at the bar."

by DevinRoxMyWorld February 11, 2010

merv

To willingly endure an annoying or irritating event, especially a television or radio show.

As I merved my way through the first hour of the Rush Limbaugh show, I found myself constantly wanting to smack him upside the head.

by Sockra-T March 3, 2012