by Jojo tennisarm July 19, 2021
my bff! the only one that would get two coffes two states away at starbucks for me and her to drink 7 hours later,
the freindship bracelet master! the one who is getting me a gift every birthday and christmas she can count on! merry if your reading this its me myah! my loyalty will never break to you merryy, -meeeeeeeeee
the freindship bracelet master! the one who is getting me a gift every birthday and christmas she can count on! merry if your reading this its me myah! my loyalty will never break to you merryy, -meeeeeeeeee
merry: myah u SURE you dont want a trampoline?
me: *stutters uncontrollably* M-MERRY I WANT AN INSTANT CAMERA! NOT SOMETHING WORTH 500 DOLLARS!!!
me & merry laughing : merry:ill think on the instant camera then<3
me: *melts from feeling like a golddigger and a betrayer*
merry looking down at me: myah- 64 dolllars isnt that mu-
*faints from feeling horrible *
merry: ;~; - MOM CALL 911!!!!!!!!!
me: *stutters uncontrollably* M-MERRY I WANT AN INSTANT CAMERA! NOT SOMETHING WORTH 500 DOLLARS!!!
me & merry laughing : merry:ill think on the instant camera then<3
me: *melts from feeling like a golddigger and a betrayer*
merry looking down at me: myah- 64 dolllars isnt that mu-
*faints from feeling horrible *
merry: ;~; - MOM CALL 911!!!!!!!!!
by keep_smiling_queen September 27, 2020
by ZaDoge123 December 29, 2020
girl what/girl no/girl really/girl please/ok girl listen/ok girl/girl
depends on how you use it really it just fun to say :)
depends on how you use it really it just fun to say :)
person 1-"did you hear Dave got Katy pregnant" person 2-"um merry"
person 1-"my man broke up with me" person 2-"merry please he was to good for you"
person 1-"my man broke up with me" person 2-"merry please he was to good for you"
by ♢ ⸸ Pinky ⸸ ♢#1881 September 21, 2021
When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.
B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!
2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.
B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!
2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
by tankthongg August 2, 2008