Top definition
Yo its freezin'!
Nigga grab the merm.
by daddyray November 19, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
2
Short for mermaphrodite. A gender which is hermaphrodite (a being with dual sex organs.) A merm has a functioning male sex organ, while the female does not. Very rarely do both work, and very rarely do neither work. The opposite of a merm is a ferm. Mermaphrodites, Fermaphrodites and Hermaphrodites are always born that way, never surgically altered, so they are not considered transexual.
She was born a mermaphrodite, but never told any of his friends.
by Umbepo July 14, 2005
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
3
holla at yo mermz.
by fritzehh August 25, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
4
man + perm = merm; usually described in reference to a man with curly hair that could be a perm.
I can't compete with merm
by Leather August 03, 2006
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
5
Merms is a biotch
by KPA STUDENT December 28, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
6
adeem: nigga its brick city outside
joey: word thats why i got my merm.
by Brigganigga February 25, 2009
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
7
A word that can be used when you have nothing to say, can't think of anything to say, or are in a conversation and it is awkward, so you randomly say it.

Or, you can just say it anytime you want if you think it's funny when people look at you weird. :
James: I'm bored.

Martha: Me too.....

James: ......

Martha: ....

James: Merm.
by Alley Cat! February 17, 2008
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush