Meriwethered

To step in shit.

Named for the famed fixed income arbitrage expert and hedge fund manager, John Meriwether, with a knack for stepping in financial shit.

See, "When Genius Failed"

Guy 1: I Meriwethered my new boots today.
Guy 2: Meriwethered?
Guy 1: Stepped in shit.

Guy 2: Good one, Lowenstein.

Meriwethered by mrawesometheawesome November 8, 2011

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meriwether

Very talented, beautiful, and smart. will suceed in life and has a nice ass and personality. easy to tak to. can be annoying, but he/she will make a great friend.

A meriwether is a wonderful person to have around.

meriwether by grayson5442 October 27, 2008

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Meriwether

Meriwether is a one of a kind person who's smile will brighten the room. She's extremely GORGEOUS inside and out but she'll never admit it. Guys will line up for miles to date her. Although she's loyal to her friends and always willing to lend a helping hand. She is always ready to listen to people in need. She is a very emotional and sympathetic person always trying to feel empathy for others. She is generally a smart and hard working person but she has her moments. She loves playing sports but usually has a passion for one. A Meriwether is a caring, beautiful, and athletic person. If you ever meet one NEVER let them go.

Boy 1: Did you see Meriwether today
Boy 2: Yah, she's so hot!

Meriwether by DunkinDonuts5587 February 6, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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