He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the
old southern proverb:
“If you
meet an asshole in the morning; you just
met an asshole! But if you
meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets
assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll
bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on
shade.