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The same as a cougar except over the age of 50. Barney: Come on, dude, your mom is a cougar!
Robin: Wait, I thought you said a cougar can't be over 50. Barney: Okay, she's a mellencamp. |
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To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because "it hurts so good." Man I just took a mellencamp!
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An older lesbian with bad 80's hair, often a salt-and-peppered feathered permed mullet. This term is short for a John Cougar Mellencamp. Dude, your mom is such a Mellencamp! Check out the REO Speedwagon shirt she wore out to the bar. Has her hair style changed since '86?
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The opposite of a cougar That lady's too young and hot to be a cougar; she's still a Mellencamp.
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