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A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.
That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
Megaphore by lorddaaave March 23, 2011

Megawhore 

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.
Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
Megawhore by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009

Megazord 

An ultimate fighting mechanism used by the Power Rangers, which is combination of their separate "Zords."
The Power Rangers combined their Zords to form the Megazord.
Megazord by Bob November 29, 2003

Megaword 

A short-lived category on Wheel of Fortune, used only during Season 12 (1994-09-05 - 1995-06-23; also the last year for the show to record in the Bob Barker Studio, or CBS Television City, studio 33) that consisted of a word that was 8-13 letters long. The player who solves this puzzle gets an extra $500 bonus for using the word in a complete sentence.
The first Megaword used on Wheel of Fortune was EXTEMPORIZE.
Megaword by WM86 April 2, 2009

Megawhore 

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.
Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.
Megawhore by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019

Megazord Dick 

A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry
Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!
Megazord Dick by Danoooo218 March 3, 2008