mechanize

to make mechanical

Hey you should mechanize that dog so he can be a robot dog.

by Rainbow Brownie December 7, 2010

The Mechanic

A sexual position that should be performed at an early or late time in sexually relations. It is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect penis, turns it upside-down, and attempts to fuck the female as if she was a dog. It is called "The Mechanic" because the penis, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car.

Guy #1 "Yo man, is that your new bitch?"

Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic."

Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic."

Guy #2 "Pay up pussy"

by TrevmoTehGreat June 23, 2009

Mechanism

An awesome heavy metal/thrash band that started in 2002 and can be located at mechanismofficial.com

mechanismofficial.com is the bands webpage where you can find out about them and listen to some MP3s

by JM February 4, 2005

mechanic

A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.

You wantsta rub him out? You hires yourself a mechanic. Easy.

by Stanley Kunitz October 3, 2005

mechanical

Airliner lingo for having a bad hair day.

Girl, my hair just went down on mechanical!

by mabelmundane July 19, 2005

The Mechanic

Someone who loves giving rim jobs to people; it's their favorite sexual act to perform. You know, because mechanics are well known for fixing up your car rims when you get into fender benders.

Garrett: "Dude, did you hear about what Tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!"
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."

by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014

backyard mechanic

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.

John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.

by Starchylde June 15, 2016