2 definitions by MoshPitMaster
A person who can't get their head out of someone's cunt long enough to stop acting like one. This person thinks they're better than everyone around them, very pretentious and snobby- the kind of person that makes you want to carve out your own eyes.
Emily: "That guy is such a cunt munch."
Oliver: "What, why?"
Emily: "I don't know...every time I'm near him I just wanna take a dull spoon and cut out my own heart!"
Oliver: "I'll go get the brain bleach, hun!"
Oliver: "What, why?"
Emily: "I don't know...every time I'm near him I just wanna take a dull spoon and cut out my own heart!"
Oliver: "I'll go get the brain bleach, hun!"
by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014
Someone who loves giving rim jobs to people; it's their favorite sexual act to perform. You know, because mechanics are well known for fixing up your car rims when you get into fender benders.
Garrett: "Dude, did you hear about what Tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!"
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."
by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014