Found only in remote sections of rain forests, this mystifying creature has eluded scientists for centuries. Only recently has mankind been able to track down and categorize the Meagle.
A cross between a monkey and an eagle, the Meagle has the cunning predatory skills of an eagle and the opposable thumb of the monkey.
Tribes native to the area also believe that this stunning creature possesses magical powers. For centuries, they say, humans have been unable to capture this animal because opon sight of it, people break into uncontrollable laughter. It is said that only members of the Sadaites are able to resist its curious charms.
All that is known about the heritage of Meagles is that they can only be conceived through the combination of a Maunt and a Duncle. The origins of Maunts and Duncles are not known.
A cross between a monkey and an eagle, the Meagle has the cunning predatory skills of an eagle and the opposable thumb of the monkey.
Tribes native to the area also believe that this stunning creature possesses magical powers. For centuries, they say, humans have been unable to capture this animal because opon sight of it, people break into uncontrollable laughter. It is said that only members of the Sadaites are able to resist its curious charms.
All that is known about the heritage of Meagles is that they can only be conceived through the combination of a Maunt and a Duncle. The origins of Maunts and Duncles are not known.
by Duncle Tim February 12, 2011
Example 1:
Man: Have you seen those pictures of you last night?
Woman: No!?
Man: Yeah, you were such a meagle in them.
Example 2:
*After breaking her glass by dropping it"
Woman: Oops! I'm such a meagle!
Man: Have you seen those pictures of you last night?
Woman: No!?
Man: Yeah, you were such a meagle in them.
Example 2:
*After breaking her glass by dropping it"
Woman: Oops! I'm such a meagle!
by Hadouken!93 August 8, 2011
To make sexual advances on a girl, while being intoxicated/high. A sloppy version of mingle. I guess ladies can do this too.
White Boy One: Hey man, ima gonna go to that fat chick over there and meagle on her. Ima gonna fuck her in the *s* tonight.
White Boy Two: Dudsky she has herpes sores.
White Boy Three: Awww thats gnarly. Wait a minute, I can't see them, ahh gross.
All but one: Aww he's actually doing it.
White Boy Three to Two: I owe you five washingtons brodzilla.
White Boy Two: Dudsky she has herpes sores.
White Boy Three: Awww thats gnarly. Wait a minute, I can't see them, ahh gross.
All but one: Aww he's actually doing it.
White Boy Three to Two: I owe you five washingtons brodzilla.
by djsillycrotch March 1, 2010
The act of meeting the opposite sex while drunk and intentionally making them feel uncomfortable by telling them you want to Meagle them.
Hey fellas, lets go Meagle some bitches!
I saw you accross the room, and was thinking about Meagling you and your DUFF at the same time!
I saw you accross the room, and was thinking about Meagling you and your DUFF at the same time!
by VSkizzle February 2, 2007
When you get a Spider-Man blowjob from a girl on the edge of the bed. Your balls smack her in the face which gives her “meat goggles”
by Sss4avant October 21, 2017
by Argyle Socks July 13, 2003
meagled - to be on the receiving end of tomfoolery and rambunctiousness
meagled (valorant) - to be brutally murdered by someone unloading a whole mag of bullets into your head
meagle (valorant) - the act of unloading a whole mag of bullets into someones head
meagle cheese - a mythical item that causes eternal glory, also very smelly
meagled (valorant) - to be brutally murdered by someone unloading a whole mag of bullets into your head
meagle (valorant) - the act of unloading a whole mag of bullets into someones head
meagle cheese - a mythical item that causes eternal glory, also very smelly
meagled- I have been meagled by the supreme court
meagled (valorant)- /all: reyna! you idiot! you meagled me!
meagle(valorant)- I'm going to meagle him *whiffs every shot*
meagle cheese- ew it smells like meagle cheese in here
meagled (valorant)- /all: reyna! you idiot! you meagled me!
meagle(valorant)- I'm going to meagle him *whiffs every shot*
meagle cheese- ew it smells like meagle cheese in here
by zekekeke August 9, 2023