Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
by Doctor Sexman November 29, 2019
when walking down the street and a stranger is being extremely rude to you, you turn around and give him/her a piece of your mind
Stranger: "Oh my god, could she walk a little less in the middle of the sidewalk"
Mckenzie: "Oh my god, could you get more of a life"
*Such a Mckenzie Moment*
Mckenzie: "Oh my god, could you get more of a life"
*Such a Mckenzie Moment*
by PenguinDinoTurtleMaster November 8, 2017
by Mckenzies Brother May 30, 2022
by Szupello February 12, 2018
McKenzie is the absolute best. She means so much to Carter, her smile can make him feel the most joy. She should be thanked for being amazing. Carter loves you Mckenzie
1: ily McKenzie Burch
by Carteman January 16, 2019
Scott is a very short specimen. His pp isn’t there and he is attracted to men, especially if they are called Zach. He likes to walk underneath men and tickle their balls and then run away laughing in his high as a drug dealer voice. A Scott is a person you should avoid as they are very annoying.
Adam: who the fuck is that midgetised paedo?
Ryan: oh that’s Scott McKenzie he is the 8th dwarf his name is shorty and he likes balls
Ryan: oh that’s Scott McKenzie he is the 8th dwarf his name is shorty and he likes balls
by rmc146 June 4, 2021