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Duncan McJunkin 

1. A euphemism for penetrative intercourse. The meaning of "McJunkin" being an thinly veiled reference to the male anatomy, "Duncan" provides the contextualized action to its complement.

2. Also my real name.

3. How is this not the title of a world-class porno?
She's up all night to the sun, I'm all night to get some, She's up all night for good fun, I'm up for Duncan McJunkin.

Have you met Duncan McJunkin? He's an important political leader, in the echelon of Richard "Dick" Swett.

A celebrated male porn star, Duncan McJunkin's cameo role as the plumber in "Pipe Cleaners" was an apt use of his talents, but was hindered by a lackluster and flaccid performance by his costars.
Duncan McJunkin by DMcJ November 20, 2013

Steezer McJenkin 

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.
"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"

Ronald McDunkin 

The Demon spawn in result of sexual intercourse between a Frosted Donut from Dunkin Donuts and Ronald McDonald. McDunkin, the leader of 'The Church Of Ronald McDunkinism,' is known to lead churches in areas with preschools and other child-related areas.

McDunkin is known for his yearly harvest, in which whoever defies him is burnt up at the stake, where they are then skinned and used as meat for McDonalds burgers and misc. foods at Dunkin Donuts
RONALD MCDUNKIN BE PRAISED

Spicy McJenkins 

When you put a secret dab of hot sauce on your dick and then catch head from an unsuspecting victim.
i got a spicy mcjenkins last night and that bitch drank all my milk
Spicy McJenkins by chip jr. May 21, 2006