McVitty

After sex, the act of slipping it in the back door while distracting her by asking her to grab you a towel off of the floor next to the bed. In the event she is on the inside of the bed, just ask her to check out the poster on the wall.

Last night I threw that chick a McVitty and boy was she pissed!

by Bull96 October 6, 2011

McVittie

when you shit in a blender, put your face in it, then turn it on Frappe´ and it cuts your face and you get shit in your cuts

david is in to the kinky stuff

i know he gave himself a Mcvittie!

by Poonhogs June 9, 2008

McVittie Tits

Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.

Nicky: "I can smell Biscuits"
Judy: "Mcvittie Tits is behind you.

by Hay Jude August 22, 2015

McVitty Snag

A McVitty Snag is a variation of the Full Monty treatment from a male stripper.
Typically a stripper performing a McVitty Snag has a less-than-impressive dong, and usually gets clients to be involved with the process, trying to find said dong, due to its minuscule size.

Experience can be improved by implementing a Jim Tam.

"He gave me the McVitty Snag treatment. It wasn't very impressive, but it was okay I guess."

by JimmyTrollpop August 31, 2016

McVittie Lick

Having fingered either a female or male the fingerer licks the remenance off their fingers.

"Fiona loves it dirty"

"I know mate, she gave me a McVittie Lick!!"

by BWMN050410 April 5, 2010

Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

Somebody who is beyond the relm of fit, and practically edible beacuse he is so totally hot.

God I love him!
He's as Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

by X April 1, 2005