2 definitions by Bull96

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A person who continues to drive at 25 miles an hour for three days after a snowstorm in spite of the roads being totally clear of anything
Boss: Why are you late for work?
Me: I followed a snowtard who doesn't realize the snowstorm ended three days ago
Boss: What you gonna tell me about a flat tire next?
by Bull96 April 15, 2013

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After sex, the act of slipping it in the back door while distracting her by asking her to grab you a towel off of the floor next to the bed. In the event she is on the inside of the bed, just ask her to check out the poster on the wall.
Last night I threw that chick a McVitty and boy was she pissed!
by Bull96 October 06, 2011

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