McPhone 

The main phone used in a McDonald's restaurant. It is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. Therefore, every McDonald's employee must have their own cell phone.

McDonald's Manager: Damnit! Where's the phone?! I can hear it ringing! WHO USED IT LAST?!
Mcployee: You mean the McPhone? I think it's in the fried chicken rack.
And it is.

McPhone by Kr1574 August 11, 2008

Whitey McHonkypants 

A white person so incredibly white that he transcends the very whiteness of white.

Bill Gates: a true Whitey McHonkypants.

Whitey McHonkypants by Igglebix October 16, 2005

Alexander Mahone 

The hottest FBI agent ever.

Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.

Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.

"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"

"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"

Alexander Mahone by KateDammitRun July 15, 2007

mahonebone 

A nickname given to those with the last name Mahoney, this nickname was first developed in 2015 by an unknown person. (MAY - hOn - bone)

Hey what’s up mahonebone

mahonebone by The mahonebone June 4, 2019

Punty McOnebar 

Nickname of Scott Player of the Arizona Cardinals, the only NFL player that wears a one bar face mask.

Punty McOnebar is out to punt.

Punty McOnebar by Steven Paul December 14, 2008

McJones 

A word that can replace douche or douche-bag

1) Wow that was a pretty McJones move right there.
2) Dude that guy is a such a McJones.

McJones by Loyderaken September 22, 2010

Stoney Mcboney 

a big time stoner
some one that is always high

Davis is always faded man he's a stoney mcboney

Stoney Mcboney by TakeAHitBrah24 May 5, 2009