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Cockbag McDicknuts

Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".

For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.

Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
Cockbag McDicknuts was complaining about something asinine again. What a douche face!
Cockbag McDicknuts by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008

mcfucknugget 

the quality of chicken nuggets at mcdonalds or just make up your own definition
hey you little mcfucknugget these mcfucknuggets are really fucked up
mcfucknugget by marti-graw April 3, 2005

mucknuts 

When you have had a crap and the toilet paper runs out and the shit dries on your arse
I really must get home and change my chuddies', the toilet paper ran out and I really need to hack these mucknuts off
mucknuts by ziggyman May 21, 2010

McFuckWits 

People that work a maccas And do dumb shit and act dumb
McFuckWits
McFuckWits by JUUUT February 2, 2020