Everything is sanitized every 30 minutes to an hour, ones something leaves the counter or the window, it will be immediately thrown away when returned (so no, we don't just take it back and scrape the onions off, bastards.)
Nothing sits for longer than 10 minutes, fries only for 7 minutes. So when you complain that your fries are old, they're most likely about 3 minutes old and you're just a picky asshole.
Every sandwich IS made fresh, unless you call and say you're going to pick up 40 Bic Macs, then you BETTER not complain saying that they weren't fresh.
Don't ask for fresh fries when you go through drive-thru, because even if we tell you we'll make sure they are, we really won't. Your fries will be fresh no matter what, we're not gonna drop a fresh batch to make your precious 4 year old a child-size fry only to waste the rest.
If you walk in and the lobby is messy, take a look at your watch. What time is it? I'm sick of getting complaints saying that they "came in at 1 in the afternoon on a saturday and the lobby was empty, but it was still a mess." because it's a SATURDAY where the lunch rush lasts about 4 hours with a few empty periods in between. We're probably too busy stocking up on shit to make your precious food to get to the lobby right away, but I can assure you, it'll happen soon.
Don't tell us that we're slacking off and you're waiting oh-so-long for your food, when there are a bunch of "dick heads" just standing around talking. Uh. Hello? Only ONE person is supposed to get each order. If it's taking so long, don't blame the person getting it! It's probably the GRILL'S fault, because they're a bunch of lazy mexicans who can't seem to get an order made in under 10 minutes.
There is nothing wrong with your shake. The yellow is the VANILLA FLAVORING. Get over it!
Don't say "I've been waitng for 15 minutes!" beacuse then you just look like a dumbass, because we all know it's been about 3.
WE'RE A RESTARAUNT THAT SERVES NEARLY 2000 PEOPLE A DAY. WE WILL RUN OUT OF FOOD ON OCCASION. GET OVER IT!
GIVE US ALL A BREAK. 2/3 of the staff are under the age of 17, and this is their first jobs. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET EVERYTHING PERFECT.
2. A restaraunt that serves whiny, annoying, fat ass customers.
Quit sending in emails complaining over the gayest stuff in the world, because WE DON'T CARE.
2. The lowest common denominator (for eating out).
3. An expression of United States cultural imperialism/cultural pollution (as seen from outside the United States). A symbol of increasing global cultural homogenization.
4. One of the best incentives for students to work hard at their studies, so that they can either a) avoid ever working there or b) stop having to work there. See mcjob.
5. An eating place that can give you malnutrition and indigestion simultaneously.
6. An evil cult hell-bent on seducing youth and molding their eating preferences for life. See happy meal, branding.
7. Outside of the United States, a symbol of America -- Frequently the target of demonstrations, riots, arson etc. in consequence if no embassy or consulate is close by.
Almost everyone in the world have heard their infamous name, and they either love it or hate it.
Resulting in stepping inside an average abyss of tastebud Hell, you will be shocked to discover many terrifying sights. The basic area is horrid, and the first thing heard is whiny children complaining that their "McNuggets" are too "salty" and obnoxious overweight adult customers arguing pointlessly at a random worker. Most seats are taken up by either a crowd of 100 college students clustered into the corners of the room wearing baggy bin bags for trousers, idiotic children or teenagers shouting random things about their "meals" or obese men and women who gorge on about 5 of the disgusting, greasy "burgers" which would make a pig look like it has better diet and dining sense. The smell and overall breathing space is terrible, and the tiny sweaty dining areas usually waft with odours of frying faeces coming from the hidden kitchens.
In other information, most sensible people who have better minds and eating plans will stay well clear of this nightmare, rather than the poor, overweight souls who have had their mouths possesed by poorly cooked pieces of "meat" which look like floppy donkey carcass pressed into a disk-like shape by a child's cookie cutter. Often, terrible bouts of hiccups, burping, vomiting or diorraeh occur approximatly two hours after eating any large portion of the food served there.
Most people now resent the place even more, what with the pathetic TV commercials where they have rappers talking nonsence about how they think "McDonald's" is "the place to be" which makes 70% of the audience expossed to it want to slsh open their wrists in a frenzy of emarassment and hate. Even moronic pre-pubescant girls hate it, and if they were fans of Justin Timberlake now, they will have custom-made dartboards with a photograph of him in the middle for in his honour for inventing it's new catchphrase: "I'm lovin' it".
...Well, sorry, but in my opinion and half of the world, I sadly don't...but don't put me off you fans of buying the new "McVomit In A Bun".