When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.
I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.
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The shittiest "restaurant" in the world, where they inject fat into dog shit, and serve it in hamburger buns on a plastic tray.

The name is an acronym for their terrible food, and the shitty McDonalds experience overall:

M = Malnutritious
C = Crap
D = Disease-ridden
O = Overweight-customers
N = Never-get-served
A = Annoying-little-shits
L = Lard-filled
D = Disgusting
S = SHIT!

Put it all together and what does it spell?...

M C D O N A L D S!!!
Responsible dog owners are a threat to McDonalds' supply-chain.
by kazza_nz December 25, 2003

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Restaurant whose mascot is a pasty-white pedophile with a red afro and whose current advertising campaign is an anagram of "Ailing Vomit". Destroyer of cultures, exploiter of peoples and a key player in the cause of one of the world's greatest killers.
McDonald's: Satan's favourite dish.
by Andrew B June 02, 2006

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A fastfood "so-called" resturant which you can count on disgusting food that isn't cooked anywhere near a appealing level.

The Counter staff also has a nasty attitude as well worldwide.
Uhoh, since my friend is going to Mc Donalds, it's time to give him a barf bag for his own sake!
by Piranha August 20, 2006

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An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.
I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder!!
by Kyle February 16, 2005

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An establishment where cheap, tasty, and addicting food is served.

The problem is: it's highly fattening.
McDonald's food is great on occasion. But if I want to fit through the door, I should slow down a bit!
by Paco Hojaverde June 07, 2005

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a shitty ass place to work with asshole managers like lisa.
welcome to McHell may I take your order please?
by JmL May 01, 2005

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