1. Douchebagpodcaster who no one listens to because he insists on spouting his liberal/conservative blend of bullshit. 2. Guy Famous from Popular 80's movie "Under Deep" who loses his manhood in a car wreck with his 2 friends, and struggles to regain it through conquest of very young women.
A hero some one who would take a bullet for you has a strong sense of justice.
Also has a great sense of fashion.
Don't worry Lady's and Gentlemen a McCreary is always Straight and a sex god/goddess.