Place where one can find his inner heterosexuality with countless moments of homoerotic behavior. Home of Ted Turner, the Dell Guy, and Cleveland Latham.
by Cliff February 3, 2004
The coolest fuckin place on earth. The place to be if you got a penis. BURN IN HELL BAYLOR! YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHERS ASS!
by Dude Man October 16, 2004
by sarge October 6, 2004
Mom: Recently I found out our son was gay.
Dad: Lets send him to the McCallie School in Chattanooga.
Mom: But we live in Nashville, TWO hours away!
Dad: Who cares he is gay! Also they lost to Baylor School 3 times in one year! He needs to get used to losing.
Mom: He will probably have fun in the locker rooms anyway.
Dad: Lets send him to the McCallie School in Chattanooga.
Mom: But we live in Nashville, TWO hours away!
Dad: Who cares he is gay! Also they lost to Baylor School 3 times in one year! He needs to get used to losing.
Mom: He will probably have fun in the locker rooms anyway.
by Union>ConfederateYouLost December 6, 2010
Pedophiles paradise with more than a hint of homosexuality. Their shower parties are legendary which they include big orgies of little boys performing anal sex ,oral sex, and hand jobs to all that are in need. I went there last year and they turned me gay. If you are homosexual, I would highly suggest McCallie in Chattanooga Tennessee. All the kids there look like Nazis because they all perform hitlers (verb, to Hitler someone; ie, smudge poop on their upper lip, creating the illusion of a Hitler-style moustache. Usually performed while the victim is sleeping.) on each other every morning. They are known for their chili, because they all have man boobs and chili dog each other. They are also known for their trombone ensemble, because they give each other rusty trombones on a daily basis (The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for one of the males to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.)
Dont drop the soap at McCallie, because they penetrate each others brown starfishes with their extremly small wing wongs. (well you can if you are homosexual)
by Bigbluebuttplug May 6, 2005
the place where a vast amount of young men gather to have anal sex with each other on a daily basis. girls are something that you will never find here because all of the faggots scare them away!!!Cliff sucked his fathers 2 inche wang and put the cum in McCallies soup of the day every day .
by HAR3BA11 February 9, 2005
A deacent school on the Tennessi River in Chatanooga, Tennessi. Has better atletics than Baylor schoo, but Baylor wins on academics. I'm going to mccallie for sixth grade, but my brother went to Baylor. They're both excelent schools so everyone just stop talking shit about them. Poeple like that should be blasted to hell! By the way, The Dell guy went to McCallie but later got arrested for smoking pot. Also, Baylor has a larger. prettier campase but McCallie is more technologically advanced.
Retard #1: Baylor has ugly girls and they suck balls.
Retard #2: McCallie takes it up the ass all day since it is a all boys school. they enjoy sucking cock.
Me: Go fuck yourselves!!!
Retard #2: McCallie takes it up the ass all day since it is a all boys school. they enjoy sucking cock.
Me: Go fuck yourselves!!!
by stuart May 3, 2005