sarge's definitions

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 10, 2003

knee cap

To place a pistol or other firearm behind a persons kneecap and pull the trigger, obliterating the knee and crippling the victim. A common mob tactic.

The track star wouldn't pay his debts, so we knee capped him.

by sarge September 23, 2005

goshed

Intoxicated.

I'm so fucking goshed.

by Sarge December 31, 2001

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G

most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies

by Sarge January 11, 2005

make you an offer you can't refuse

1.make someone an offer and give them the choice of accepting and living, or refusing and dying. Taken from "The Godfather" trilogy.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.

The band-leader refused to let Johnny Fontane out of his contract, so Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

by Sarge February 13, 2005

gaper

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.

Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!

by sarge October 24, 2003

sigoloch

Ugly asshole that looks like Uncle Fester

Sigoloch had sex with a broom.

by Sarge January 4, 2003