sarge's definitions

gaper

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.

Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!

by sarge October 24, 2003

goshed

Intoxicated.

I'm so fucking goshed.

by Sarge December 31, 2001

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G

most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies

by Sarge January 11, 2005

Etna

Vassal of Laharl, and possibly the sexiest demon in the netherworld, short of the succubus

"Wow, Etna just killed like 20 people while remaining strangely sexy"

by Sarge October 22, 2003

knee cap

To place a pistol or other firearm behind a persons kneecap and pull the trigger, obliterating the knee and crippling the victim. A common mob tactic.

The track star wouldn't pay his debts, so we knee capped him.

by sarge September 23, 2005

make you an offer you can't refuse

1.make someone an offer and give them the choice of accepting and living, or refusing and dying. Taken from "The Godfather" trilogy.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.

The band-leader refused to let Johnny Fontane out of his contract, so Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

by Sarge February 13, 2005

Sodalitas

A horribly ambitious game that will probably never be finished. Also known as "So damn leet ass" and "Soda liters"

"We need to LAN so we can work on sodalitas."

by Sarge October 22, 2003