sarge's definitions

wossum

A Nocternal creature that only stay up long enought to collect light for its' crazy physics experiment.

The Wossum awakes!

by Sarge February 19, 2004

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G

most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies

by Sarge January 11, 2005

goshed

Intoxicated.

I'm so fucking goshed.

by Sarge December 31, 2001

gaper

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.

Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!

by sarge October 24, 2003

sigoloch

Ugly asshole that looks like Uncle Fester

Sigoloch had sex with a broom.

by Sarge January 4, 2003

Etna

Vassal of Laharl, and possibly the sexiest demon in the netherworld, short of the succubus

"Wow, Etna just killed like 20 people while remaining strangely sexy"

by Sarge October 22, 2003

knee cap

To place a pistol or other firearm behind a persons kneecap and pull the trigger, obliterating the knee and crippling the victim. A common mob tactic.

The track star wouldn't pay his debts, so we knee capped him.

by sarge September 23, 2005