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McFreedom 

McFreedom is the cheap, hollow imitation of liberation that America somehow feels entitled to push upon countries around the world.

The McFreedom process begins with threats and intimidation to the leader of the victim nation followed by increasingly random and impossible ultimatums. If they don't give in, the American military arrives with their tanks and bombs and starts demolishing the place, all the while handing out junk food and pamphlets to the civilians.

Soon, a new leader who's policy is by extreme coincidence exactly the same as the yank's is "elected by the free people". Within months, McDonalds chains have started to infest the countryside and foreign investors suddenly own all of the country's natural resources.

Anyone who doesn't wax lyrical about how much better things are now is labelled a terrorist and shot.
We've changed your regime! Thanks for the oil, enjoy your McFreedom!
McFreedom by George McBob May 25, 2009

McGreedy 

adj. being very greedy and taking advantage of people any way possible; selfish
"Dude don't share a meal with Dave. He's totally McGreedy; he'll eat all the food."
McGreedy by mic dundee July 24, 2007

mcbreezy with cheese  

the congeiled thigh butter patty that develops when a girl only wears lululemon pants and never washes them
that mcbreezy with cheese is narsty
she hasnt taken those lulus off in months...would u like fries with that "mcbreezy with cheese"

McCreedy's pub jig 

This is one of the dirtiest moves in a bar fight! Ussually done when the opponent is both unaware of the assanign onslaught about to ensue and sitting at the bar with his back turned.
The McCreedy's pub jig is performed as thus: your opponent is sitting at the bar of his favored pub, when two of your friends walk up on either side of him and pretend to order drinks. At this point you (if so inclinded) get a running start and slam ones elbow into the base of the back of their head and drive it down to the bar as you and one of you friends on either side help to hold him down as the third of your party climbs onto the bar an begins to forcefully stomp the back of his head into the bar.

(Named for the irish pub the event first took place)
"Connor", "Beck" and me decided to dance the McCreedy's pub jig fer ol' Pete after he called "connor's" mah a fithly highland pig fucker.

mcbreezy 

the suburban variation name of any guy that's cool with the prefix "mc" or "mac" at the beginning of his name
peter mcbride has shown some crazy male dominance. he's at mcbreezy status these days.
mcbreezy by karlemersonmonroe September 24, 2010

Speedy McReedy 

Speedy McReedy is the formal term used when a person or animal reaches a speed which most find unattainable (Usually around 100 MPH).
“Yo, my guy just hit that Speedy McReedy”
Speedy McReedy by RestMcArms July 8, 2019