by dj June 27, 2005
take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.
by One little hellian February 10, 2017
Mayonaise is made of the salted soliders of eqyptian men. It can attributed to personalities of many american hero's. Such as Stephen King, Rick Moranis, and christina aguilara also, they can all be attributed to mayonaise
Bloody pussy farts exploded on my sisters mangina i licked it off and when i felt the smell sting my nostrills, i vomited, and it looked like mayonaise.
by Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009
by Mayonaise God February 11, 2018
This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?
No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...
Horse raddish is not an instrument either.
No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...
Horse raddish is not an instrument either.
by Cool guy2791 August 26, 2016
by gorilla tities April 25, 2010